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Commander Venus

A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.

Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.

It's awesome.
"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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human venus fly trap

When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap

I'm so sorry bro...
by Kumpump June 22, 2016
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The Venus Fly Trap

A sexual experience that will rock your socks
This is the procedure on how to correctly achieve the venus fly trap.
(1.) Male lies on his back.
(2.)Male spreads his legs open like a V shape outward into the air.
(3.) The female commences to stroke the asshole of the male with her tongue.
(4.) When the male alludes the females tongue firmly caressing his ass hairs, the male must abruptly clasp his butt cheeks together, thus clamping the females tongue within his hairy derriere.

It is suggested to be naked or in asscheekless chops to pull this off as easily and comfortably as possible.
Last night Justin went out in his butt cheekless chops and picked up a few harlets. Let's just say a few tongues got trapped in his hairy asshole, because he perfected "the venus fly trap".
by Joshua Phillip November 5, 2006
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lite venus

The moment of which you experience light for the first time - ie moment of birth.
Hey look! My child is experience Lite Venus!
by Danielxxxxxx1 February 22, 2008
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Heading for Venus

When you're leaving somewhere, but still you stand tall, because maybe they've seen you and will welcome you, and you're sure that you'll miss her so especially with there being so many light years to go and things to be found.
"Ohh
We're heading for Venus and still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yea
With so many light years to go and things to be found
(To be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so"

Europe - "The Final Countdown"
by Seamus "CMS" O'Reilly September 30, 2011
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Sweet Venus

A very intelligent and beautiful woman.
She's sweet on the inside as well as on the outside.
Very rare being and often mis-understood.
Men Love her. Women love to hate her.
by so sweet venus February 8, 2010
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Dirty Venus

The sound of a cream pie sloshing between ones labias and Y area of the crotch as she walks, making the fresh cum drip down her legs to her feet.
“I love the dirty Venus sound you make when you walk just after I dumped my load in you”
by IvyRuss June 15, 2020
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