scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

Nasty Sanchez

When one sticks one's finger up a girls azz and then wipes it under her nose, leaving a "mustache".

Man, you should've seen the look on her face when I gave her a Nasty Sanchez.

by Never Done a Nasty Sanchez September 24, 2003

Slunching

Slouching in your chair at princeton montessori school

Avery stop slunching in your chair

by Potato_Boy November 7, 2013

slunchbucket

1) A person who has drank excessive amounts of Champagne

"Allison and Stephanie are such slunchbuckets tonight after drinking 7 bottles of champagne"

by deathbylamp March 17, 2017

Sancho Claus

He is the man that does what Santa Claus does Christmas Eve he sneaks in the house at night and drops off some gifts, Sancho Claus in the other hand drops one GIFT and that's for the wife everytime husband is out to work

Guy#1 Hey man my wife has been to tired for sex lately I'm worried I think she might be sick or something..

Guy#2 I dont know man that's what my ex wife used to tell me until I found out Sancho Claus was coming over every time I came to work!!!!

Guy#1 no fucking way man that explains those bruises on her legs...

by Xspotsdamarks April 18, 2018

lazy sanchez

Very similar to the dirty sanchez, only instead of a full mustache, the male stops halfway through and sags the mustache down across the mouth, and even to the chin if there is enough poo to permit.

Im gonna drop trow and give that girl a lazy sanchez!

by juan sanchezze February 8, 2007

QWERTY Sanchez

A sex position for computer gaming nerds invented by the character Zaboo in the award-winning web series The Guild.

Hey, how about we network our computers together and game for a while, and then later we can do the QWERTY Sanchez!

by Guildy713 November 22, 2009