Microlooting

The art of stealing small items from large corporations.

Shawna: "Gary, where did you get those lemons?"
Gary: "No worries my honey bunch. I saw them on the way out. So I grabbed them. Everyone is microlooting in New York City these days."

Microlooting by Caroline Eicher April 22, 2026

microsofting 

Stealing something or someone to benefit your project or event and to cause distress to another team, person, or company.

Man 1: DT Studios stole Kyle from Phantom Studios because they didn't want him on their team.
Man 2: Really? DTS made the right call microsofting him! Kyle is a great worker.

microsofting by AerHx September 24, 2014

microboofing 

Microdosing up your butt.

I've been microboofing a lot more during quarantine.

microboofing by brooklyn hipster May 5, 2020

microsofting 

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.

microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.

microsofting by gill_bates August 3, 2021

microsofting 

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)

Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."

microsofting by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025

Mirkolooting

The art of stealing small items from large corporations by a guy called "Mirko".

Oh no, this guy Mirko is again Mirkolooting for batteries.

Mirkolooting by AUT_Hillbilly April 24, 2026