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Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s

“Even though I love the taste, I am allergic to Yellow Monkey Squeezin’s.”
by RahsaanVoriel January 2, 2021
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Squeezie

A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.
All the bitch's are addicted to Squeezie; no lie.
by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009
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Squealing Fan

Lay on your back. Put a chick on your dick and have her put her legs behind her head, and hold her arms out to her sides squealing while you spin her.
"Hey bitch, I'm hot. Get on top of me, spin and scream like a squealing fan so I can cool off."
by Moneysh0t May 2, 2008
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Squeezin'

the act of having a poo, dump, etc..
John can't come to the phone right now, he's busy squeezin'
by RestlessUK May 21, 2009
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squeezil

The dirt that inevitably ends up on the bottom of your shoes.
Man, Ted has a lot of squeezil today!
by Shea Levy May 4, 2006
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squeetanga

Your momma is a true squeetanga!
by BuRnT WaLkAtIe July 25, 2004
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sneezing

You sit over the toilet and fart really bad with the runs.The runs; it's not exactly runny, and it's not exactly chunky, but a mix.
Dude I am sneezing into the toilet!
by Joe R. M. April 13, 2008
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