Seden

According to the old Konya Mythology, she is the goddess of luck and telephone calls.

Alperen: You need to call urgently or I will die.
Seden: Es Salatu Ve's-Selamu Aleyke Ya Rasulallah! Es Salatu Ve's-Selamu Aleyke Ya Habiballah!

by Believer in Konya mythology. December 18, 2021

Bob Seger

A very popular singer-songwriter who became quite famous in the 70's and 80's.

Birth Name: Robert Clark Seger (Pronounced "See-Grr")
Born: May 6, 1945
Current Status: Living

Bob Seger has many great songs, including "Turn The Page," "Like A Rock," "Night Moves (arguably his signature song)," "Mainstreet," "Shame On The Moon," "Old Time Rock'n'Roll," "You'll Accomp'ny Me," "Still The Same," "Understanding," "Fire Lake," "Roll Me Away," and "Against The Wind."

Seger's songs are generally of medium length. Even his shortest songs still pass the three minute mark, and some of his longest songs are around six minutes long. However, most of his songs are only "long" because he deliberately drags them out.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 12, 2021

slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey

Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....

by Genieme February 1, 2018

Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)

An annoying fat person who attempts to take the lead in any discussion. This person often begs for attention, and his or her point of view revolves around what they saw on television the night before.

Teacher: "Viet Nam was a tragic war."

Marge: "My grandpa was in Viet Nam"

Teacher: "Thats nice Marge, how was he involved in the war?"

the Marge would go on to explain (butcher) everything she had seen on the history channel the night before and perhaps even stand up to give a demonstration, revealing her corpulent rolls. This situation would force a student to mutter:

"fuck, Sgt. LAAARGE is at it again."

"you mean Sgt. large MARGE!!!"

"haha yeah Sgt. Large Marge is in charge!"

-Sgt. Large (Sergeant Large)-

by Skelletor Faceface January 27, 2009

sedugery

One's ability to seduce.

The attractive woman has sedugery

by Austin January 23, 2005

Sergeant Twinkle

The act of jizzing in someone's eye.

Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.

by Mogle January 5, 2009

Sergeant Major

Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.

“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps”

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”

by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020