Sergeant Major is a USMC rank. Once a soldier gets promoted to that rank, the person automatically believes he is great, awesome and sexy and will tell motherfuckers to shut the fuck up because he believes he is granted the power to do so.
“Hey Vegan, Shut the fuck up”

“Shut the fuck up before i make you run laps

“IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SERGEANT MAJOR?”
by Totally not D. Vegan May 9, 2020
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Sergeant Major is the military rank in the Army where you are granted the absolute right to be a dickhead
Shut up faggot! Im your Sergeant Major for fucks sake!
by Totally not D. Vegan May 4, 2020
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Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.
He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.
by accessdnied January 20, 2010
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An unprofessional NCO, whom at the rank of Staff Sergeant, feels he/she is not accountable to anyone else. E-6 US Soldier who abuses rank to obtain pleasure, profit, or personal safety. Any Staff Sergeant who mistreats soldiers of the same or lesser rank, because he/she feels they are entitled to do so by some devine power without any consequence or intergity.
Staff Sergeant Major Dixon is such a dugan. He never tells his section NCOIC where he is at because they both are the same rank and he feels his rank is more important than duty position or accountability.
by TribalSoulJah October 12, 2011
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The lowest form of life at any military academy. He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached by a stack-of-dimes neck. He aimlessly rolls through NYC in a luxury car that his elitist, wealthy, do-good parents bought him as a graduation present. He wears a leather jacket regardless of the weather and is usually seen in some combination of khaki, denim and running shoes. He regularly uses the words tool, whatnot, and essentially and throws in some piece of military jargon whenever the situation calls for it. He fails miserably with females but, because of his keen intellect, is able to return from every weekend trip with tales of sexual conquest that would make Wilt Chamberlain jealous. He takes himself too seriously and relishes the chance to prove his worth by rattling off statistics and opinions garnered from the last article or editorial he read on the subject. He is worthless, and deep down, he knows it.
Real Men of Genius. Today, Bud Light salutes you Mr. Cadet Sergeant Major. For you, obscene rules and anal ideals are nothing but everyday necessities. With ridiculous standards and an even more ridiculous haircut, you crack the whip over not only your classmates, but those who are older, smarter, and higher ranking than you. And why do you do it? Because deep down inside you know you are better than everyone around you, and you know you don't care what anyone else thinks. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Emerging Leader, cause without you, Firsties would have no one to laugh at.
by BitterYuk September 13, 2009
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Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues
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