Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

Funniest shit i've ever seen by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

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Seenderella

Someone who will leave people on seen. She has the courage and kind just like Cinderella but more badass because she won't let people walk all over her let alone her step mother and sisters. And she loves shoes, especially sneakers and Air Jordans.

Muna is a Seenderella, that is why she never text back. Maybe you can get her a pair of shoes and she'll be your Cinderella.

Seenderella by seenderell9 September 20, 2020

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sedermasochism

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

sedermasochism by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

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i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by anonymous October 31, 2020

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