Seden

According to the old Konya Mythology, she is the goddess of luck and telephone calls.

Alperen: You need to call urgently or I will die.
Seden: Es Salatu Ve's-Selamu Aleyke Ya Rasulallah! Es Salatu Ve's-Selamu Aleyke Ya Habiballah!

by Believer in Konya mythology. December 18, 2021

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

its always one of em gotta be ugly

guy with scary eyes: i aint never seen two pretty best friends its always one of em gotta be ugly

by satanisalesbian October 31, 2020

Seenpeents

My a**hole is literally leaking

Hey charlos, seenpeents

by Bernices May 8, 2021

Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

Seenderella

Someone who will leave people on seen. She has the courage and kind just like Cinderella but more badass because she won't let people walk all over her let alone her step mother and sisters. And she loves shoes, especially sneakers and Air Jordans.

Muna is a Seenderella, that is why she never text back. Maybe you can get her a pair of shoes and she'll be your Cinderella.

by seenderell9 September 20, 2020

sedermasochism

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

i aint never seen two pretty best friends

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly

you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

by anonymous October 31, 2020