poongress report

A progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have sex with. Furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having sex with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.

I know you are going out with that slut Ashley tonight and I expect you to text me a poongress report later.

by Wall-E Balls January 20, 2011

Reportedly

Adjective used by news companies to legally post fake stuff on their websites...

Trump reportedly helped win the elections by Russia

by Eltharynd May 21, 2018

TPS report

You must remember to have the new cover sheet for these reports, otherwise Bill and everyone else in the office will annoy you.

You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports.

by Austin James April 6, 2004

Repost

the act of posting something on a messege board that has already be posted. sometimes several times.

Thats a Repost you fvckin douche bag.

by Matt Webster December 15, 2004

TPS Report

A burdensome report that Peter must produce in the movie "Office Space."

Uhhh...yeeahhh..I'm gonna need you to put a cover memo on that TPS Report.

by B-money April 14, 2005

the repooper

the sexual act consisting of the defecation by one partner directly into the anus of the other

"damn, dude, i woke up this morning and my stinkhole reeked and hurt...i think my girlfriend gave me the repooper last night"

by rqms21 January 29, 2007

instant weather report

An instant weather report is a THO

If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.

by erotica69 September 16, 2005