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right-pondian

adj, n. British. To the right of the Atlantic Ocean. The term is typically used to qualify variants of the English language or its speakers. Common in alt.usage.english, where it may have originated.

Contrasted with "left-pondian". The rarer "under-pondian" is also sometimes used.
Them right-pondian words are so darn funny!
by Ehud Shapira September 20, 2007
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pushing ponies

when someone pimps young guys to older gay guys in order to extort money from the dirty older man who is probably rich and desperate enough to pay top dollar for a young pony...hence pushing ponies.
in todays world with recession problems and people having shortages in money, the money to be made on pimping isnt with high maintenance women that you are trying to pimp to middle or lower class johns. The real money is in pimping boys to older white collar gay men that are married or recently divorced and usually have plenty of money to spend and are desperate enough to throw down top dollar...thus pushing ponies

Its a great slang phrase that can be used to describe a variety of situations
by ghandi_wizdom July 25, 2011
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Pontiac

Acronym for:
Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.
by RiCHBOi April 3, 2008
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string of ponies (tm)

A stable of guys who are available to have no-strings-attached sex with you on demand. It's like in polo, where one you trade your tired pony for a fresh one as you play the game.
She has quite a string of ponies (tm); she gets laid whenever she wants to.

I had to cut my string of ponies (tm) loose when I got serious with Barry.
by Pagan Marbury July 20, 2006
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Tender Ponies

A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.
Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!
by Shaft25 May 1, 2006
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Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...
"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"
by J00lesC March 19, 2009
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Pondicherry

Its one of an union territory in India, Now its named as Puducherry. Its a French colony still its a amazing place to live in peace.
New Delhi,Goa,Pondicherry
by maddyuk October 5, 2010
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