Pick me boy

A pick me boy is the male equivalent of a pick me girl. These are types of guys that emotionally manipulate and gaslight girls by using self deprecating language in the hopes of the girl contradicting them. They will often mention how ugly they are and wait for the girl to disagree. If the girl disagrees then they will take that a sign the girl is into them and will be overly pushy my confessing their attraction or asking them out. If the girl rejects them they will become angry and say how nice guys always finish last and all girls are the same.

*ATTENTION

IF YOUR A PICK ME BOY, THE REASON GIRLS DON’T LIKE YOU IS YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY NICE. YOU USE NICE BEHAVIOUR TO TRY TO GET WITH THEM

Example of how a pick me boy conversation would go. (PMB AND GIRL PAIRED TOGETHER IN GROUP PROJECT)
PMB= Hey 🥺 sorry you had to pair with me 🥺🥺 you wouldn’t otherwise. I’m so ugly 😥
Girl= it’s fine, your not ugly
PMB= really. 🥺🥺 your so nice. Notice how I complimented your personality and not your body. Because I respect women.

Girl=thanks I guess..
PMB= do you wanna go out with me?
Girl= um no thanks I have a boyfriend
PMB= what! This whole time you spoke to me like a normal human you had a boyfriend! All women are the same. Females just don’t like nice guys 🥺🥺🥺

by Ahuman564 January 18, 2022

Pick-n-slave

An employee who works at a Pick 'n' Save grocery store, most likely against their will.

Billy was a Pick-n-slave, until he found a job that paid twice as much. He then bid the rest of his co-slaves farewell and went on to bigger and better things.

by Sokituya April 7, 2008

Pick

A triangular or tear dropped shaped piece of plastic use to pluck the stings of a guitar. At first glance they appear inanimate ordinary plastic; however guitar picks are actually made from a very rare from of sentient plastic that has a tendency to roam around when left unattended. Their adventures can last up to two full weeks, and while most picks usually return to their place of origin, a poor sense of direction cause many to become lost, and some even intentionally run away. Picks also have a unique telepathic ability and can sense peoples joy, the more one enjoys using a particular pick, the more likely it is to abandon its owner.

I just bought 200 picks at the music store, by the time I actually went to play guitar I could only find one.

by StarFox69 November 4, 2013

pick up the phone

be available or come through for someone

Person One: I really trust you dawg. I feel like you’re always gonna be there for me.

Person Two: Of course bro. I’m always gonna pick up the phone for you.

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019

Guitar Pick

It doesn't matter how many you have, how many you want, or how many you need. You will always lose them.

Randy bought a set of 100 custom made guitar picks last week. He now has three.

by cookieraider21 March 12, 2015

Nit Picker

Someone who always has to be right and is constantly correcting you

"That's wrong you fagot. The answer is 75" the nit picker said

by Prettylittleliars763 October 22, 2015

terrorist pig pickin'

(offensive): labeling a person a terrorist simply based on the fact that they look middle eastern, and publicly humiliating them (example: in a high school cafeteria) by giving them pork/pork containing products to eat.

dude 1) are we going terrorist pig pickin' tonight?

dude 2) yes. hang on, let me get my home-made weed brownies stuffed with pork intestines. Who do you want to target anyways?

dude 1) my Lebanese neighbor. don't know whether he is a Muslim though.

by Sexydimma June 15, 2013