pain in the ass

A task, often bureaucratic, that is more difficult than it needs to be.

Now I need three forms of ID and a copy of my electric bill just to renew my driver's license? What a pain in the ass!

My headlight fuse burned out. Changing it was a real pain in the ass because I had to take apart half the dashboard to get to the fuse panel.

by fax4voice3 March 8, 2014

pain portal

noun

The gateway one passes through when suffering heartbreak or emotional despair that spontaneously emerges into radical self-love and acceptance of all that is.

After going through the pain portal, I feel freedom in my discomfort rather than a desire to avoid it.

by lovehascalledameeting May 17, 2016

pain and suffering

a general description of life

how one feels when they wake up

Person 1: How's life?

Person 2: Pain and Suffering

Person 1: Haha, that sounds like a you problem

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021

Beyond pain

A state of drunkenness

When your wasted, I mean totally out-of-there, pain does'nt occure...

by The Tangoman September 16, 2004

Testicular Pain

When you have just had a blow to the balls (not the good kind) or twisticles (testicular torsion) and you're hurting so bad that you just want to puke and die. It feels as if tho someone just took a sledgehammer and kept repeatedly mashing your sweet, tender, life-giving balls of pink flesh into a soup of prostate juice and spermal fluid.

Dude I would rather do Sophia R then go through testicular Paine

by BussANut October 15, 2015

Boner pain

When your dick and gut hurts after having a boner for a long amount of time.

Ex:Jeff had a boner for 3 hours and had boner pain afterwards because of that girl he sat beside.

by Putang puncher May 24, 2016

Spencer pain

Just some long guy I'm gonna eat and poop out

If you dont stop you're gonna end up like spencer pain

by Cool dude man guy November 2, 2019