crib lizard

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.
"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."

"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."
by Lynn January 23, 2005
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lot lizard

A truck stop prostitute.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.
My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!
by jsd9632 January 25, 2012
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sexy lizard

lizard 1: Im sexy
lizard 2: yeah like totally
lizard 3: U r some super sexy lizard girrrrrrl
by the sexy lizard September 12, 2012
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lizard wrangler

The Lizard Wrangler is the nickname for mozilla foundation head, Mitchell Baker.
On the other end is Mitchell Baker, the chief Lizard Wrangler for the Mozilla Foundation.
by Tom March 24, 2005
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lot lizard

a prostitute that loiters in truck-stop parking lots having sex with truckers for money and dope,she moves from one trucker to the next like a lizard moves from rock to rock
dude look at that lot lizard talkin to that trucker,ha she just got in!
by petrabbit March 15, 2009
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Lizard person

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"Mark ur acting just like a lizard person."
"Cause' I am one"
by Mark zuccy boy the third April 04, 2018
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thunder lizard

When a man slams his dick (lizard) into a man so hard tthat when he screams it sounds like thunder.
Last night, I gave Tommy the best thunder lizard ever
by OpoMan17 January 24, 2012
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