Q: Hey bro, when are you going to get a new job? I can't finance your weed permanently.
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
A: Dude, that's the first thing planned for the near future
by Tom the Ace July 31, 2022
A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat
by da_plunger October 09, 2007
A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
We only sell hermaphrodite seeds, we lie about our paperwork , we photoshop our lab results , we even have skidz pretending to be vets
by Dthefraudghey May 06, 2021
by sharter12345 March 31, 2006
A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.
tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.
tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.
by Xavier Charles Freeman April 24, 2016
by Dustin Wilcox January 16, 2004