humperdink

to engage in sexual acts

Wanna humperdink?

by Ksilbor January 10, 2004

fish humper

the act of raping an asian

your moms a total fish humper

by My2DadsTouchMe October 27, 2010

Urnal Humper

A guy that when using a urnal, gets so close to it, he practically looks like he is humping it. Usually someone who is insecure about penis size, shape, etc., so they feel the need to avoid all chances of anyone else seeing. Common in boys ages 8-16

While walking out of the locker room:

Guy: Did you see Ethan back there?

Guy 2: yeah, he's such a urnal humper! I thought he was going pee all over himself

Guy: probably just has a small dick

by Whitesoxfan69 May 9, 2011

camel humper

Camel Humper...
In Texas we enjoy calling people that are from the middle east camel humpers.

Osama bin laden likes to have sex with camels while he is not busy hiding from the u.s.a.

by Tasha April 6, 2005

Eye-Humper

A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick glasses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the Eye-Humper.

The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.

Elmo the Eye-Humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in Junior Year. It only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire class.

by Jack D. Ripper August 16, 2004

Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

by ?M冿 May 9, 2005

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015