finger humping

when a female pleasures herself by inserting her finger into her vagina.

Elise can't come to the phone, she is busy finger humping in the shower

by timmy leary August 28, 2008

Bed Hump

The act of humping your bed in order to create friction against your penis in order to achieve an orgasm.

I didn't want to touch my penis so I bed humped last night.

by funnylatino February 14, 2012

sleep humping

The act of grinding (with or without insertion) on your sleep partner subconsiously, while in a state of unawareness. The occurance can be recalled only vaguely, much like a dream might be. This phenomenon usually occurs when one or both parties goes to sleep horny.

I didn't plan on having sex with Lance that night, but I found myself sleep humping him at about 2 in the morning. Oops.

by Carly Bizzle November 11, 2007

dead hump

the act or person involved in sexual intercourse where the one partner (usually female) doesn't move or is unresponsive

this can happen due to anger or as a form of sex play

drunk persons sometimes become dead humps after they pass out

"She was pissed off at me last night, so halfway into it she decided to become a dead hump. I couldn't stop, so it made me feel like a necro"

by dsimms January 16, 2008

my humps

The worst fucking song in the world,Has the most annoying lyrics as well. Death should come to this fucking song and any who like it.

my humps, my humps, my hu-*shoots everyone* Retard wana be fucktards

by Alex Dorion December 18, 2005

my humps

Worst.

Song.

Ever.

My Humps is the prime example of why mainstream music has gone down the toilet.

by A respecter of good hip-hop July 11, 2006

stern hump

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.

Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion."

by Ivana L. March 15, 2008