Hoecoming

A high school dance where everyone grinds on each other, and girls bend over so low people start worrying about there oxygen intake

Sara: Will you going to homecoming with me?
Tyler: Sorry, I only go to hoecoming.

by ammar ali October 2, 2019

Hemorrhoids

Ben's dad

Lol Bens dad has hemorrhoids

by Consie March 21, 2021

hemogartedsexual

hemo-garted-sexual

someone who is in love with people who play video games or "gamers"

"What is your sexual orientation?

"i am a hemogartedsexual"
"cool"

by Homiebroskialarm February 16, 2021

Hemology

The study of the alteration of clothes. Those who practice hemology are called hemists, hemologists, or tailors.

Me: I bought a suit and it didn't fit well. I had to go to a hemologist to fix it.

Father: Hopefully the hemist has a degree in Hemology.

by L'hemist April 19, 2021

Haemolacria

Haemolacria or hemolacria is a physical condition that causes a person to produce tears that are partially composed of blood. It can manifest as tears that are anything from merely red-tinged to appearing to be entirely made of blood.

I have Haemolacria

by bulow July 20, 2021

Haemon

Haemon is a cool dude. He is guy who is distant at first but once you get to know him he's chill and funny. He can do many impressions.

I want someone funny to talk to.

You should go and talk to Haemon.

by Anitor November 22, 2021

Hemoglobin

Random word used to describe frustration when you start bleeding

Oh my hemoglobin! Goddamn hemoglobin!

by USSRCommunistRussia July 18, 2022