gritchen

A man between the age of 19-24 who offers to hang out with you but does nothing but talk to his girlfriend/ex-girlfriend on the phone while you try to pwn him in a video game or board game.

This guys such a gritchen and it's pissin me off.

by TheSmiley November 22, 2007

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Gretch

1. (n) A person who neglects to speak constructively.
2. (v) To speak with destructive intent.

Asking "why" exhibits Gretch-like behavior.

by Burma's cat, Yac{k}s January 22, 2018

Gretchen

A fucking whore, ill never forgive you Gretchen

"I dated a gretchen once, she sucked and should go die."

by MishiMash December 11, 2019

Gretch

Gretch - A mouldy, unclean and/or rotten vagina.

"Damn, man, that girl last night had the worst gretch I'd ever seen!"

by Nacho Man Sandy Ravage September 8, 2014

The Gretch

The Gretch: A very hot girl, usually with a fine ass, thinks her shit don't stink, innocent looking then turns freak when she gets between the sheets, AND with utter certainty, is known to frequently spread STD's far and wide. Also swallows every time.

Shit, stay away from that ho, she's got a nasty case of The Gretch!!

She's got a fine ass and I really want to fuck her, but everybody knows that ho's always got The Gretch.

by bigsass June 29, 2011