gandharv

gandharv is a simple boy from a small town who is simple but ferocious too. He is humble and patient but seldom speaks, everyone will be in jail. You must know a gandharv in your life for impact and emotional excellence.

In sea full of jokers Be a gandharv

by Anracata November 23, 2021

gandhe

acronym for gandu nan magane, an offensive comment usually used in Bengaluru

ey dont be a gandhe

by bish23 February 9, 2023

Greasy-Gander

When a gander isn't good enough for the young male, he initiates a greasy gander. He reaches under his pillow and grabs his war paint, while whispering "a gander is afoot". Upon equipping the war paint to his now partially naked body, paying particular attention to the arse and general arse-area (on the arse, not in the arse!!) the young buck then makes it his mission to sneakily spy on fit birds all evening, without being compromised (Usually from bushes or behind curtains). Once the greasy gander is underway, not even spanking the "greasy badger" would be enough to stop this act of high level pervery on fine young women.

Steve says to Mike: Hey Mike, I'm off down to the shops do you wanna come?
Mike: Yeah, so long as we can pass the netball courts; I fancy a queer Greasy-Gander Mr Steve.
Steve: Alight Mr Mike, let me just finish up spanking this greasy badger and I'll be right with you.
... Some moments pass
Steve: *now donning a tophat and monocle* Could I have a hug Mr Mike?

by deltaforce_dfb February 20, 2019

mind gandalf

very long hair

i have luscious mind gandalf

by Foor251 February 23, 2021

Sloppy Gandhi

When ya girl doesn’t eat for three weeks and her first meal is your nut.

Finally let the upstairs girl give me some sloppy Gandhi. Man was she hungry.

by Tedmburke March 20, 2021

gandi dip aka gandhi dip

when a penis falls in the shit waters that is your toilet. Usually followed by splashback after gopher poking and usually by those blessed like ron jeremy or cory edwards.

I was digusted while on the thinker because of a gandi dip aka gandhi dip.. this toilet was made for little people!

by openInvent March 22, 2017

gandhi

Mohandas Karamchamd Gandhi. Indian Lawyer, Politician,Pacifist that Give India Freedom without killing anyone (for war-lover ¨poltician¨, please see george bush ).
He is also famous for his active practice of non-violent protests, that included fasting. Martin Luther King Jr. and Nelson Mandela Were both inspired by him.
Gandhi also fought against castes-in india the lowest cast wasn´t able to drink water from a fountain, neither eat fresh food, not even TOUCHING an aryan(indian´s ¨superior¨ caste)`s shadow.
He was shot by a indian-muslim separatism fanatical.His last words were ¨he Ram¨(dear god.
Sadly, a weapon-killing-war loving people who adore guns,(and happen to be associated) started a gandhi-is-nazi campaign, as it was seen on the show of two im-larger-than-life pseudointellectual magician wannabes

Of course this is total bullshit, but well...haters will exist as long as ingnorance exist.

Einstein(quote): in the future nobody will believe such a saint man ever lived.

Gandhi(quote): I do not believe god is truth, the TRUTH is God

by Leonardino November 8, 2006