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freckle bug

It’s a hybrid mix between a freckle and a bug
Resembles a tick but not quite
there’s a Freckle Bug crawling on my back get it
by Beautiful23Disaster December 16, 2024
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doo doo freckle

The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.
That guy just blew up the toilet and left some serious doo doo freckles behind.
by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025
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Polishing a freckle

Sucking up to someone in an extreme way to get ahead in a situation.
An act where someone puts baby gravy on the butthole and then gives a rim job.
Wow sparky isn’t just kissing the bosses ass but he’s polishing a freckle!
by Swarles Barkley March 19, 2025
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freckle dust

To be naked in bed with your partner, their butt up against your body, as they fall asleep they fart on you.
What the hell! Wake up Brian, you just freckle dusted my leg!
by KryssieSmiles June 4, 2023
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freckle sweats

When you want to say something funny but can’t come up with it fast enough. Say this instead.
Person A: “You’ve got mad bed head.”
Person B: “… Yeah, well… Freckle sweats.”
by Jurbil July 2, 2024
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freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .
Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot
by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023
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Freckles

The dots your face gets from the YN’s switches laser
Yoo Blankenshit got pulled up on by the YN’s from down the block, they gave him freckles and stole his Hell Cat.
by Detla14 March 30, 2025
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