flubber

Ooze-like product derived after stabbing a grossly obese person. It has the potential to solve the world's energy problem, can be used for cosmetics, & can also be fed to starving african children. Could be removed via medical procedure, but desperate hooligans are known to shank fatasses after chasing them around for a couple of blocks, then selling the contraband flubber at exploded prices, or using it themselves for sustenance.

Ever since the diet craze, we've been having flubber shortage... what the fuck am I supposed to do for heat, food, make-up, and fuel? Dogshit? Fuck that! I'm gonna shank me a fatass...

by tubarao January 10, 2009

flubba dub

The act of gay fat men dong gay stuff in a bath tub.

What were you doing last night Frank?

Frank, "Oh I was flubba dubbing it."

by Mrvalsalva April 19, 2009

Flubber Grubber

a fat person with a dirty mind, usually full of admiration for the office swamp cougar

I wish that flubber grubber would stop turning every comment I make into an innuendo

by Kirky100 September 20, 2010

flubby

Combining flabby and chubby.
The new generation term for fat.

"I seriously have to go on a diet.I'm getting flubby."

by Ehhh Macarena April 13, 2014

Flabberblasting

When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

by NastySquirrel87 November 20, 2018

flabber

The way your butt cheeks flap about when you fart.

You could never hear Lauren's farts, but when she dropped all that weight her butt flabbered loud.

by cameocady February 20, 2013

flubber

Melding of the words flab and blubber. Used to describe the extra fat hanging aroud the waistline.

Clasping the top button of your pants accentuates your flubber.

by Carrie C. February 14, 2006