When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.
by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017
by SparkyDoeBeVibenDoe... January 24, 2020
omg tiffany, i was about to give nathan a blowjob, and then i saw he had so many penis freckles! oh yeah, and his dick's small.
by dildofart69 November 30, 2020
He is a freckle frace!
by blazing_vector October 08, 2021
girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.
she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.
she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,
by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021
girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.
she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.
she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,
by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021
The left over speckles in the toilet after an explosive shit. These do not flush easily and cover the inside of the bowl like freckles on a sun kissed face.
by Bonsai77 February 15, 2025