English Horseman

When a standing male urinates between the legs of someone sitting on a toilet (who is also urinating). Often done as a sexual fetish or to save time when the bathroom line is long.

Becky: I have to go to the bathroom.
Martin: Me too! English Horseman?
Becky: What's that?
Martin: It's when I pee through your legs while you pee.
Becky: Please go away.

English Horseman by RancorTrainer January 5, 2014

English Nazi 

One who has an unhealthy obsession with correcting the spelling, grammar, and pronunciation of others.

"Do you know where to find a coffee shop?"
"Yeah, I seen one back there somewhere."
"Ahem. You mean you SAW one back there somewhere."
"Goddamn, you're such a fucking English Nazi."

English Nazi by English Nazi May 24, 2004

English Teeth

A set of yellow-brown, crooked, fetid, generally repulsive teeth found predominantly on British or English people.

Austin Powers may be "Groovy, Baby," but his English Teeth are fucking ick!

English Teeth by WelcomeToNowhere December 24, 2010

English muffin 

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

English muffin by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

english muffin 

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

english muffin by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Ham 

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.

Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.

English Ham by Sir. James July 24, 2008

English Sucker

A usually epic blowjob performed by a very sexy and kinky Englishwoman on an American male.

American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.

Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.

American Man: Fuck Yea!

English Sucker by Skazellino January 27, 2012