European Catfish

Its a mythical creature that lives on the shores of europe. If you make eye contact with the fish you will have spontaneous rashes and unbelievable itching. To make this go away pat your head and turn around three times. If this doesnt work the call your local mythical creature hotline

"dude thats a european catfish, o crap man whats this rash."

by Blckbik April 10, 2007

Catfish

A simple man, with simple needs. He is honest, supportive, funny, caring, loving, handsome, gentle, cuddly, humble, and loves junk food. He can make you smile and laugh and he can take your breath away. He likes to play with your hair, kiss your forehead, hold your hand, and call you for no reason to talk about nothing for hours. There is no question when he looks at you, he looks straight into your soul and you know that he loves you unconditionally. He is the most amazing man in the world and every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. He is my soul mate, my best friend, and my everything.

I love Catfish, he is my whole world.

by Fiesty Squirrel September 28, 2011

Catfish

Someone who looks different in person than in photos

Emily's a catfish

by Realpersondefenition April 23, 2016

Catfished

Being talked into sending someone money on line

Sara got catfished online to send a guy money to help pay his bills.

by Taken fish June 26, 2018

Catfish

a very attractive woman. It is the middle of extremes compared to a whale and a minnow.

EX: Damn that catfish is hot af!

by Thuggy Z August 26, 2011

Catfished

To stir up any situation with an underlying factor that has been hidden or unknown to one or several people.

Dude, I totally catfished my girlfriend today and things went well! I confessed to her that I bought her and I a new house and she is so down to move in!

by Tavvington April 23, 2013

Catfish Cunt

A cunt that smells like a catfish or gurgles like a catfish out of water.

Dave: I was eating Nancy's cunt last night, and she queefed! It sounded like gurgling and also smelt!

Jeff: Sounds like catfish cunt. Better rinse your mouth out. Here's some scope.

Dave: Thanks, Buddy.

by billycakes October 25, 2009