Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

by MM85 July 15, 2014

batterytard

somebody who leaves their phone to charge but doesnt check that its charging before walking awau

Lisa: Omg my phone didn’t charge last night!
Mike: Haha you’re such a batterytard

by appauls November 12, 2022

discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

A Marvel® Caracter

Marvel® Caracter 1: Where is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 2: Who is Gamora?
Marvel® Caracter 3: I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

by God gave His only son for us! November 10, 2019

Hot Buttered Elves

An expression of spontaneous mirth and delight, denoting whimsy and glee. Derived from the loose translation of a traditional greeting used briefly in the mid 14th Century by the fez-wearing nomads of the marshy grasslands of what is now modern day Kazakhstan.

Damn, bee-atch, did you see Carlen’s hutch chock full of Franklin Mint Collector’s Plates? HOT BUTTERED ELVES, it was a sight to behold, I'll tell you! Whooch!

by Sinbad Poon May 17, 2006

kim seokjin deserves better

only facts

"stop sleeping on hyung line! kim seokjin deserves better!"

by Yeontaestan March 10, 2018

iron butterfly

Going down on a girl while giving her manual G spot stimulation.

While going down on her, I slipped in a finger. She started moaning and twitching. When you feel the contractions, her hips arch, and the moaning stops, your doing the iron butterfly correctly.

by Eddy October 5, 2006