Blaph

To blog and laugh at the same time.

That blog was so funny I blaphed!

by Elizabeth Sulock December 24, 2008

blapology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.

Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.

by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009

Blaplsnorfin

a word used to replace any swear word. instead of saying a curse word, you can juist say blaplsnorfin.

Person 1: are you ready for that test today?
Person 2: what?! theres a test today?!
Person 1: uhm, yeeah
Person 2: UGH BLAPLSNORFIN!

by DolphinLover17 November 9, 2009

Blapdob

A mixture of a lap dance and a blowjob.

"Becky gave me a killer blapdob last night."

"Hey bro, want a free blapdob?"

by Whiteteenmom2 June 7, 2016

Blapped

When you get so intoxicated that you start to smell like beef jerky.

"Yo, you smell that beef jerky? Someone is blapped right now."

by blapped247 April 24, 2017

blapst

To blast, drop a load, or cum violently.

Oh man, I blapsted all over my friend Erik the other night.

by neskah_is_gay May 11, 2017

Blapdance

A lap dance from a fine ass black girl at a strip club.

"Hey Ankur! Let's go down to Inner Room and gets some blapdance's."

by Machgrissssssom May 19, 2017