Shoot The Shit 

It's a thing that true men do. It ussaly involves two men getting some shit(poop) and shooting it.

Father: Son today I'm going to make you a man.
Son: How?
Father: We're going to Shoot The Shit...literally.

Shoot The Shit by Weirdo Sheep September 6, 2016

Drag Shoot

When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.

Charmin Ultra is the best material.

Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!

Drag Shoot by Jeff Ward December 9, 2007

Where is yo scooter 

When ever someone talks down on you and you don’t have a comeback.
It comes from Nene Leakes season 10 catch phrase when Kim was talking baldly about her

After Troy kept roasting Quan he couldn’t think of any come backs so he said “Where is yo scooter”

Where is yo scooter by AquariusLamont December 18, 2020

Jay Smooth

When someone who enjoys anal pleasures takes a steaming hot shit on a hairy man's chest. This is usually followed by vomit and a premature ejaculation from an extremely small penis.

I went down to downtown Parkersburg last night to pick up a male hooker. I hate having to pay extra for a good Jay Smooth

Jay Smooth by Dman12345 May 4, 2009

scoot 

1/British/ Australian slang :
to go on a 'drinking binge',to be 'off the wagon', to go on a 'pub crawl'.
2/ to run around crazily, to show signs of mental illness

1/"I think Mike's taken a knock to the head, he's really on the scoot"
2/"I saw Rob at the pub last night,he was really on the scoot"

scoot by hamish.b. h June 11, 2006

Scooter 

A pony tail. Just like the show Cousin Skeeter, you know. he was a chicken head

Hey, Scooter, nice scooter.

Scooter by GiadaDelauretiis December 24, 2007

crap shoot 

Inserting your fingers into a vagina and wildly shaking them from side to side and up and down until she gushes, then taking your poon soaked hand and slinging it on her face.

Jeff finally got to finger his girlfriend but she squirted all over his mom's sofa...so he gave that little whore a crap shoot.

crap shoot by Stanton R. April 23, 2008