Dman12345's definitions
When someone who enjoys anal pleasures takes a steaming hot shit on a hairy man's chest. This is usually followed by vomit and a premature ejaculation from an extremely small penis.
I went down to downtown Parkersburg last night to pick up a male hooker. I hate having to pay extra for a good Jay Smooth
by Dman12345 May 4, 2009
Get the Jay Smoothmug. The act of reciting the pledge of allegiance while wearing an Obama mask and swiping a food stamp card up and down your sexual partners butt crack
by Dman12345 March 31, 2015
Get the Rustbelt Tropmug.