ass coffee 

Morning beverage that should taste fresh and uplifting; unfortunately, those who do not put effort in morning coffee create a vile beverage that is usually spit out immediately

Geoff put fresh coffee grounds into the old coffee filter this morning again; he's made ass coffee again, prick!

ass coffee by bigsexxxy August 24, 2010

ass per capita 

ass per capita can be defined as an area be it a big city or a small town which has more hot looking women than anywhere you have been.

Hey man have you been to White Sulfur Springs. Oh yeah that place has some serious ass per capita, it is absolutely ridiculous down there.

ass per capita by pantyteamaster October 17, 2010

Ass Pussy Fuck

A person who decides that it is necessary to simply get fucked in the anus turning it into an ass pussy. e.g. devin mccormack.

Devin got fucked in the ass pussy, now he is an ass pussy fuck.

Ass Pussy Fuck by Pussy Fucker38 October 12, 2011

ass drop 

when she drops her ass lower than Skrillex's bass.

Jordan: damn!, did you see Lydia twerk last night?! dat ass drop was dope!
Bill: yeah son, she dropped it harder than algebra!

ass drop by banana panzy fucker December 31, 2013

ass whipping insurance 

1. A precaution you take before getting an ass whooping.

2. What you buy before you get your ass whooped.

1. "Before we fight, you better get some ass wipping insurance and get drunk!"

2. "You better have some ass whipping insurance, cause you getting ready to pay a deductible....nigga!

ass whipping insurance by Desmond Shoals April 9, 2008

ass bandit 

a person who prefers anal sex, especially when it involves the de-virginizing (or taking of) a persons anus.

after growing weary of conventional sex over the years, Gus turned into an ass bandit.

ass bandit by dakevster December 16, 2006

ass spelunker 

An ass is somebody's bottom or more specifically in this case an anus.
A spelunker is an unexperienced person who has an interest in entering or enters caves.
Therefore, an Ass Spelunker is somebody who has an interest in exploring or does explore the cave-like orifice of an anus.

In South Park Terrance and Phillip call eachother Ass Spelunkers.
You love to fuck suzie in the butt, you ass spelunker!!!

ass spelunker by acarmizzle April 5, 2007