Ass Gruff 

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

Ass Gruff by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Ass eater 

A member of the table 300 club, who all love to munch on the ass, fresh from the shower..

Muk, egg, Rae and crew are all ass eaters and devour ass like it’s a Krispy Kreme Doughnut

Ass eater by Dirty-Link June 21, 2019

ass destroyer 9000 

A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.

Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!

ass destroyer 9000 by goat daddy March 19, 2021

Ass Clown 

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

Ass Clown by Jakabones January 15, 2006

Ass in a Gnome Hat 

A phrase coined by a deviant on DeviantART, used as a synonym for the popular heart emoticon, <3.

"I Ass in a Gnome Hat you."

Ass in a Gnome Hat by The Urban Scribe August 29, 2005

Ass Cheese 

A foul smelling mixture of dead skin cells, dirt, sweat and shit seepage from one's asshole, collecting in the ass crack.

I would have let Sara give me a rimjob, but my crack was full of ass cheese because I hadn't showered for days.

Ass Cheese by sirvancealott October 17, 2005

Ass Backwards 

Doing things the wrong way. Starting from the wrong end.

He did that ass backwards.

Ass Backwards by Hatah June 18, 2006