we're both wearing jeans...

as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.

hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...

ahahaha.

by vivelerockk07 April 7, 2008

Wearing the black tuxedo

A euphemism for the dominant woman in a lesbian relationship.

The big gal is definately wearing the black tuxedo.

by Buxtahooty March 17, 2010

Wearing the headset

To be 2nd or even 3rd string quarterback in American Football. Unlike most positions, which switch out with their backups regularly, quarterbacks generally play the entire game so the backup wears a headset to the booth upstairs and holds a clipboard until the starter is ready for them.

Did Geno get the start?

Nah, he's wearing the headset

by 1jack1 January 16, 2018

Wexting

Like sexting but with wholesome talk (e.g. “I want to cuddle up next to you and never let you go”)

Me and my girlfriend were wexting all night. I can’t wait until she comes over. She’s an awesome cuddler

by Tswizzzle March 24, 2020

Wearing No Socks

the act of being a dirty ho

Look at Mandy, she's wearing no socks
She's such a dirty ho.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

stat weaving

commenting back and forth on a facebook users status update, conversation style, and completely ignoring the included "chat" feature

My work has a strict no IM policy so i've been stat weaving on facebook instead.

by statbasket April 18, 2009

willow weaving

After a one night stand when a lady has got many ropes of cum in her hair which subsequently has dried into dry chunky strips. This is the process of trying to tie these strips of dry cum riddled hair into a rudimentary plait or ponytail before doing the the walk of shame.

Emma: I can't believe how much that guy unloaded in my hair last night. I had to do some serious willow weaving before getting out of there.
Kate: You could have washed your hair after.

by Alan Morissette January 1, 2018