Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

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Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

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Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.

Quarter-dome Patterson is a great teacher!!

by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021

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Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021

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A Dot Watters

A man called Andy who’s married to a woman called Mandy. They both love to eat candy and go to the beach to get quite sandy. When it comes to geography he is very handy and his legs are bandy. His meandy hair line is fine and dandy and it makes all the women feel quite Randy. When he goes on holiday he gets brown and tandy.

Look at that A Dot Watters

by Billybobbly man tits October 9, 2021

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