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French teachers

most French teachers play funny or cool French songs but some make you study hard and then you start to die inside
by diarrhea dog November 3, 2020
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band teacher

1. A Band Geek's idol/hero
2. The person you almost called "Mommy" or "Dad"
3. The only teacher that stays from 6am to 5pm in the school
4. Your second Mother or Father
5. The only person you see all day at school
Band geek: I'm gonna go see the band teacher now...
Wanna be Band geek: Can I come!?!
Band geek: No Mrs.Mommmy.. I mean Mrs.Miceli said you have to join Band first!!
Wanna be Band geek: Band teacher shmand teacher Im going!!
Band geek: My mommy my mommy!!!! I mean uhhhh....
by Bandgeek17 September 21, 2007
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teacher

bossy people that take over your mind for at least 6 hours
by cuppycakes2 August 18, 2010
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teacherection

1. The awkward moment when your male teacher has an erection and is standing in front of the class. He might try to hide it as well.
2. When a student sees an extremely attractive teacher and gets an erection.
"Dude, this is awkward, Professor Reid has a teacherection."

"Man, Mrs. Issenman is really giving me a teacherection
by Teamilk June 28, 2011
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tetched

Men leaving the toilet seat up makes women tetched i.e. mad
by *Ren August 28, 2005
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sport teacher

See demon, hell, torture, inhumane, idiot, criminal, drug user, pimp, ho, possessed.

Sport teachers have a sadistic pleasure by making fun of students. Like, humiliating them, swearing at them, calling them names, belittling them, laughing at them, etc. I can go on forever. You can't say "no" to them when they ask you to play sport. They'll force you to or else you'll be in detention (that's much better than sport, IMO).

When you're tired they'll force you to go back to the field and play. When you miss-catch a ball, the sport teacher will call you "blind" and an "idiot". When you're sick they'll still FORCE you to play no matter what.

These guys have no sympathy at all. Plus, they secretly hate you. They wouldn't mind spanking you to death if the laws allow it. The word "mistake" doesn't appear in their dictionary, see what happens when you make a mistake during a sport lesson (like, forgetting to bring your uniform, not playing according to their roles, etc).

They are bigoted and hateful, and very ignorant too. You'll be hoping to have a sub during a PE lesson.

P.S - Writing lines is much better than doing sport. That's what I like doing (when I don't have my uniform).
Student: Oh, sir, I can't play no more. My feet are killing me.

Sport teacher: GET BACK TO THE FIELD....NOW!

Student: Please (helplessly).

Sport teacher: Are you deaf!? I said now!

Student: Oh, God!
by I AM BEOWULF! April 20, 2008
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Teacher

A Cunt who failed in life and likes to take it out on people who will become more successful them him/her
She got Dump she’s acting like a Teacher
by It’s true bitches October 24, 2018
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