To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.
Rupert: Thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. It was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. How was hooking up with her ugly friend?"
Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.
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Get the Take Flight mug.Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
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Get the Destiny taken king mug.The dreaded words that Chris Hansen will tell you when you go into the house hoping to hook up with an underage girl.
I walked into the house
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"
"hey did you bring the stuff I asked for?"
"Smirnoff Ice and strawberry condoms, you bet."
"ok let me just get changed"
I go into the kitchen and see Chris Hansen
"why don't you take a seat"
by WelfareChris April 6, 2008
Get the why don't you take a seat mug.Accepting your situation. Having no defence when in the wrong.
A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.
Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.
A phrase that originates from the City of Derry in the North West of Ireland.
Also known to be modified to include words that makes phrase more apt to a certain situation or point.
"I missed my deadline, I'm going to get sacked."
"Take Your oil"
"How was I to know she had crabs?"
"Take your bed hopping oil"
"Take Your oil"
"How was I to know she had crabs?"
"Take your bed hopping oil"
by Cake March 3, 2005
Get the Take Your Oil mug.(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
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