Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014

ass splatter

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

chocolate shotgun splatter

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

by jvermin December 28, 2007

spittering

what you do when you see someone littering

she was spittering at the boy who was littering

by Abby Haith January 25, 2018

splitter

Derogatory word meaning to belittle someone....deriving from the Monty Pythons film 'Life of Brian'

"Oi! Splitter, Oi, you Splitter!!"

by Dave Catt October 11, 2006

Fire Flame Spitter

A person with the ability to spit rhymes so hot that they should be deemed "fire flame spitter"

Lil' Wayne
Busta Rhymes
Twista'

Lil' Tunechi can melt yo' face off. He's a fire flame spitter.

by Laz22 March 4, 2011

Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.

After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.

by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010