spackle the toilet

a male who masterbates, flog the log, choke the chicken, jack off

Dick: Hey Condy, have you seen W?
Condy: Ya, he went to spackle the toilet, again.
Dick: AGAIN?!
Condy: Ya, you'd think he'd be more concerned about our economy being in the shitter!
Dick: What a dick!

by RNPS April 27, 2008

clam shackled

similar to being pussy whipped, except that it suggests a more intense and extreme state of bondage.

other forms: clam shackle, clam shackles, clam shackler, clam shackling, clam shacklist, clam shakleteur.

"not just pussy whipped, but downright clam shackled!"

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

Spackle

When someone is so "special" you have to invent a new word for them

Man I just had a customer on the line, he was really SPACKLE!!

by myspace.com/noisepilotsuk February 13, 2009

Spackleback

When generally, but not always, a man ejaculates on the back of another.

Last night I gave her spackleback after riding her dogie style.

by Greg The Great 1973 October 2, 2010

spackle dwarf

to get completely owned allot more than just regular owned. it says you just got owned and are the bigest joo i have ever seen.

damn you just got spackle dwarfed

by rob the joo May 15, 2006

spackle tackle

A combat move. usually when completely plastered, when one decides it would be a good idea to throw one's friends up against, or possibly through, the nearest wall or coffee table. The resulting holes or marks on the wall, in addition to being very noticable, are considered worthy of being fixed promptly, unlike "I'll get to that later" things such as hundreds of beer cans around the drinking place, or puke all over the bathroom.

Home Depot cashier: Are you sure you need all this wall spackle?

Broham: Yeah, actually, my bro totally spackle tackled me through the wall so hard last night at the kegger it left a fuckin' hole. Gotta start repairin' that shit somewhere.

by Alex Virgo October 22, 2007

Spackle

When someone misplaces your casual reading glasses

Where are my glasses? I thought I put them in this glasses case?!

No, I put them in your other glasses case. Sorry, I spackled you.

by rosemaylodge July 5, 2012