Schmobler

People you tend to dislike.

Kayla is a Schmobler

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

schmidgeon

a small piece of cake,pie,or dinner.

Momma, gimme a schmidgeon of that cake. not a lot; just a schmidgeon.

by vickerdoo February 23, 2011

schmobodon

A clueless schmuck

My boss thinks he's the shit but he's really just king of the schmobodons.

by Littler Lotta January 27, 2012

Schmidge

Discreet name for Marijuana. The term is typically used to indicated 'a small amount'. The bugs of the Marijuana plant are small in nature, thus the inspiration for the term.

Hey man, I need to smoke some schmidge.

by Schmidgenator March 7, 2012

Schmidt Suit

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.

Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit

by captain ass anonymous July 8, 2012

Schmedium

When you where a tight button-up shirt so tight that the buttons are about to burst."

"Damn, that dude is rockin a schmedium. Put on your protective glasses to protect you from flying buttons"

by Double Alex A December 6, 2013

Schlode

A wide but long penis. Derived from a schlong and chode.

He couldn't take one step out of his house with out people laughing at his enormous schlode.

by Missilez_ October 24, 2015