Pelican Dash

Where you are caught off-guard and need a shit, so you fly upstairs quickly. And unload rapidly into the toilet. all round the pan.

“I was so close to losing my virginity last night man, I got to nervous. Ran to the toilet and Pelican Dashed. Nearly shit myself”

by D.RoseFan December 23, 2018

flaming pelican

While fucking a girl on the beach, pull out and dip your dick in the sand and jam it back in her vagina. Her reaction will be liken to that of a flaming pelican.

Variation: Sawdust or hay can be substituted for sand (flaming lumberjack and flaming stallion respectively)

1. He went to the beach and met a girl with whom he performed a flaming pelican.

2.Jaunita really learned some respect that night I gave her a flaming pelican.

by ashole September 30, 2006

Pelican

A complete muppet or idiot.

"Get on the right side of the road.. ya pelican!" - Crocodile Dundee

by T-Bone75 August 25, 2007

Pelican Bay

The most notorious and violent prison in California. Located in Del Norte County, Pelican Bay State Prison consists of a maximum security general population housing unit, the Security Housing Unit (SHU), and a minimum security unit. The SHU is home to validated prison gang members including those affiliated with the Aryan Brotherhood, Black Guerrilla Family, Mexican Mafia, Nazi Low Riders, and Nuestra Familia. The general population yard is regarded as the most violent in California due to it being a transitional facility for inmates going in and out of the SHU.

Prosecutor: The defendant is a validated prison gang member and did time in the Pelican Bay SHU, where he celled up with the deceased victim. You don't get to Pelican Bay by accident. You were a savage on the streets and then in prison.

by ZXY&ABC March 5, 2019

Rusty Pelican

Any 50+ year old women who lives on a boat.

I met this older woman at the local yacht club. After a couple drinks and appetizers she told me she was a rusty pelican! Strangely I was slightly turned on by that.

by DIVES December 27, 2010

i'd break her pelvis

An expression used by males to describe an attractive female.

See that girl over there? Yeah, i'd break her pelvis.

by whoneedsbevel November 10, 2008

Pelicaned

When overheard talking sh!t about someone by the person you're talking sh!t about.

I cannot believe Nick pelicaned me talking shit about his new haircut.

by TollBoothWillie September 10, 2008