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peapodcook

Your high school journalism teacher who thinks she is the shizz..
She wears green head to toe body suit looking barf worthing outfits.. and has a middle part wavy African safari hair. She likes to give you your main story back like 1902563 times cause its never good enough for the damn yearbook..but really no one gives a crap. ohh and she likes to pair you with random seniors who you don't know so its basically good luck. She makes you feel like crap cause you don't do enough work outside of the 90 minutes and then complains about her life..!
"dude look at (peapodcooks) outfit today!"
"*(throws up)* holy (shit) she is disgusting and I can't even think of he"

"ugh I got back more (edits) on this caption...it didn't even go through the (editors) only (peapodcook).
by journalismisbad February 25, 2011
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Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.
Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.
by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012
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Penaptual

When there is snow on the ground, that's a little more than a dusting but not yet enough to be measured
I woke up this morning and looked outside, not sure how to describe the amount of snow. My friend told me there was a penaptual of snow outside.
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pecass

Pronounced like "pee - cass", it is a word combination (wombination) of pecan and ass. It refers to a nice bottom of a pecan colored (tanned or not) woman.
Yo, did you see that cutie over there?! She has a nice pecan ass, or pecass.
by SanDiego August 10, 2013
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Pedaphillic

The action of being a pedaphile
The way that old man interacts with her is pedaphillic
by all-too-randomz October 24, 2013
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Pecan tart eaters

Those damned pecan tart eaters and their prime minister!
by dyjsy January 8, 2014
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pecan rolling

Where u grab a spot on your nutsack with your thumb and middle finger and roll it back and forth between your fingers to soothe an itch.
I immediately started pecan rolling my nutsack when I got home!
by Nutsweat May 5, 2014
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