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Idiot Parade

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.
I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011
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boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing
I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.
by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012
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Dick Parade

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"
by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013
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penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad
Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?
by KENthebird August 9, 2017
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Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.
My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!
by BtB74 March 13, 2022
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jesse parker

the most sexiest,beautiful,intelegent and most hottest person ever! they are the best and you should date them because they are sexy ;)
girl: OMG IS THAT JESSE PARKER!!!???!?!??
girl2: OMG SHES SOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTT, I WANNA DATE HER
by StraightNotFound_ June 6, 2022
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parker girl

One-of-a-kind, intelligent, witty, classy, and stylish a parker girl can pull any guy including professional athletes and heirs. They are ridiculously gorgeous and the center of all parties, one should consider themselves very lucky if they ever get a chance with a parker girl.
Dude I hooked up with a parker girl last night, I pray to God she calls me back.
by pcs2009 April 25, 2008
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