Naked Dash

A short dash/sprint while naked,in the hope that nobody will spot you and your private parts. Usually undertaken from the shower to your bedroom.

Mick 'Dude, i got caught by my mom doing the Naked Dash today, most embarrassing thing OF ALL TIME!'

Seán 'LMAO, I'd be so bummed'

by Myerz90 May 21, 2009

Naked Iroh Time

That time of day (5:00) when your uncle has to bathe in a hot spring. Originates from GanXingba's "Avatar: The Abridged Series."

Iroh: "...And what is the one rule about Naked Iroh Time?"

Zuko: "Don't disrupt Naked Iroh Time!"

Iroh: "You're damn right. Now get your tuckus out of here before I kick it!"

Zuko: "Ohhh... now I'm scarred both psychically AND mentally..."

by Epic-Ninja October 28, 2010

nike tech

wearing the sacred tech means you get an insane amount of hoes but are still loyal

wow, that guy has a nike tech, you know what that means.

by zesty zay April 25, 2022

naked

Anything meaning bare, mostly, but not limited to:

- Unclothed

-Seeing something with your naked eye (There being no obstruction between your pupils and the event/object

-Naked flame, a flame that has no shielding.

- To be naked of all pride/possessions, to not be proud of yourself or your actions/ to have no possessions.

"I want naked chicks!"

"The sun can blind a naked eye"

"No naked flames on the service station forecourt- Fire hazard"

"I couldn't pay up so I left the bar naked"

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

naked brothers band

the demon spawn of nickolodean(which used to be pure of intentions but that shortly ended when the high elves lost in the war against ronald reagan and osama bin laden) their main objective were to steal the souls of your sons and daughters(usually daughters) and give them the dark overlord voldemort so he may bake a cookie of disaster and feed it to all newborn narwhales. fortunately their attempts were thwarted by the heroic actions of spartan 117, sgt. johnson, and Bob saget who drove them back to the dark hellhole from whence they came.

I am glad the naked brothers band was cancelled.

by jorjor218 June 21, 2011

Naked Guy

The giving of a very very rough handjob, sometimes with sandpaper. Usually happens at the random sketchy basements at College party houses.

Yo man i just got a Naked Guy... it was very painful and not exciting!

by NeuGuy December 12, 2010

naked cupcake

another word for a muffin, or a nickname for your lover :)

yo, i ate a naked cupcake for breakfast today, you know, a muffin?

by julian stacy February 10, 2009