nooking

To read a book on a sleek, light e-reader device called a Nook and marketed by Barnes & Noble.

"Sorry, I can't talk to you now honey, I'm nooking the new Dan Brown book on my Nook and I just can't put it down!"

by PRwiz101 October 24, 2009

Nokia

Toilet paper manufacturer turned cell-phone company. Really, their original product was Nokia toilet paper. You learn something new every day.

Is that phone a Nokia? Wipe your ass with it, cause it's a piece of shit.

by The can-you-hear-me-now guy February 7, 2004

nookiepreorkin

a legendary midget dwart that lives in the forest and uses a magic dust to knock out lonesome travelers to steal their clothes

The nookiepreorkin is a legendary creature that nas no balls.

by Steven December 27, 2004

Noking

Noking is the art of not knowing when to joke so instead making a horribly offensive joke which inadvertently makes everyone hate you

Jimmy better stop noking with Amanda before she jumps off the building

by John st Pierre July 11, 2016

Nokia

THE STRONG ASS MUTHAFUCKA BEFORE iPHONES

Nokia beda dan appel

by strongassmuthafuka April 18, 2018

nookie

Vagina.

"I'm gonna' get some nookie tonight."

by x January 31, 2003

nokiaface

A handsome, dashing young man, whos face was horrificly deformed in a freak accident at a nokia factory one day, tragic!, although he is still hung like a horse and lurrrrves da pussa!!!!!

NokiaFace

by Anonymous February 19, 2003