Coal Miner's Daughter 

A girl takes a stool hardener until she becomes impacted. A guy then scoops the "coal" out of her ass into the mouth(coal car) of another girl that is waiting.

I was planning on giving her The Peanut Butter Cup but she said she was too stopped up to let me put it in her soupbean. So her cousin begged for a Coal Miner's Daughter!

She said my dick was too big to toss in her soupbean but I was able to talk her into a Coal Miner's Daughter!

Coal Miner's Daughter by blueSiclone January 27, 2011

douche miner 

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

douche miner by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Irish Miner 

The act of one wearing jeans with no underwear on.

There wasn't any underwear in my drawer, so I had to pull an Irish Miner to go walk down to Roy Rogers.

Irish Miner by mr leperchaun June 25, 2020

poop miner 

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

poop miner by paul September 19, 2003

Chilean Miner 

when a girl goes down the shaft and stays 'til Christmas

Oh, Randy, you're so noble and if you carry out your cause, I'll give you a Chilean Miner.

Chilean Miner by Proboterror September 4, 2010

Lobster Miner 

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

Lobster Miner by Ryan Paul Brooks April 5, 2007

Coal Miner 

When you give your partner a rimjob and they forgot to wipe.

"I gave my wife a rimjob the other day and she forgot to wipe, so I ended up with a Coal Miner"

Coal Miner by Besitzend August 17, 2008