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Mall Goth

These pricks hang outside of Hot Topic. Waiting for it to open so they can spend more of Mommy's and Daddy's money. They can be seen walking around the mall (obviously), looking down at the ground faking depression. sporting bad ICP make-up and wearing a Slipknot shirt. Laughing at Abercrombie, Cause obviously laughing and pointing at a clothing store is SOOO hardcore and rebellious. Age group for this abomination of a subculture is usually 12-15. Usually after 15 they grow up and realise how stupid they looked. But some people never grow up.
Mallgoth sarah: I HATE LIFE!! ::crying in the corner of her room::
Mother: C'mon dear, I'll give you money to spend at Hot Topic
Mallgoth sarah: I HATE YOU MOM! YOU MAKE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!
Mother: But we always bought you everything you wanted. a Laptop, the pony you picked out, your stereo, you get a 100$ a week allowance..
Mallgoth sarah: AHHHH I HATE YOU!!! I'M GONNA GO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS, THEY UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 22, 2005
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Mall Goth

People, generally between the ages of 13 and 17, that think they are uber cool because they shop exclusivly at Hot Topic. Run around the mall in black jnco's, band shirts, bad make-up, and even worse homemade peircings. Truely believe that they are goth as fuck. See also- "poser"
by Ckaje November 3, 2003
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Mall Goth

Damn kids. They usually hate corporations and the machine...or the man...so they topple the corporations, the man, and the machine by going to hot topic and BUYING...yes BUYING a $40.00 anarchy t-shirt.......I know...it makes no sense.
DAMN THESE MALL GOTHS...damn them to hell.
by Sgt. Pepper May 16, 2005
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Dolphin Mall

This mall located in Miami, Fl is the best chance to come across individuals of the chonga/chongo nation, as this mall is their one stop shop (besides the flea market)for their chonga/chongo attire (brazilian jeans, white tees, urban wear,etc.) at the best prices.The mall is also one of their most favorite "chill" spots, as they contaminate areas such as the movie theater and Dave n Busters. Some consider Dolphin mall the chonga/chongo headquarters.
Chonga: "Aii Im sooo bore Primo , Lesz go to Daufin Mau"
Chongo: Aright mami you wan go to Dolphin Mall, hold up lemme roll up a blunt and call Junior.
by Rick Moli January 5, 2008
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Mallcore

95% of the consumers who decorate themselves with Hot Topic brand Pre-packaged punk and related materials. Known for not bathing and dressing for excessively low temperatures at all times of the year. Favored fashion includes anything related to "The Nightmare Before Christmas", the bands "HIM, Slipknot, Insane Clown Posse, and Mushroomhead". Also, pants that were manufactured for a much larger individual, and fitted with metal restraints such as chains or straps. Apparently the message is individuality and non-conformity, though to be mallcore you must conform to nonconformity and be an individual like all the other mallcore "individuals". Sweatshirts and beanies appear to be mandatory, as well as random use of safety pins. Mallcore is not to be confused with actual goth, because goth folks appear to have jobs, and pay more money for higher end pre-packaged fasion. Apparently there is a distinction. Most mallcore kids end up mall janitors, those people that wear signs for costume shops next to the freeway, or if they follow thier dreams, one day manage a hot topic.
Mallcore kid 1: "ICP is awesome"
Mallcore kid 2: "HIM defines me"
Mallcore kid 3: "I can't like ICP or HIM anymore because you like them now. All i have is this Duran Duran CD i bought"
by vandal1138 January 3, 2008
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Mall at Short Hills

Best mall in the country! Everything is "expensive" but people who shop there don't even realize it because that's what they're used to. Richest area in NJ, neighboring towns that shop there are, Millburn, Chatham, New Providence, Berkeley Heights, Westfield, Summit, and Madison. Almost everyone in these towns make about 400,000 a year, and where exclusive clothing from the Mall at Short Hills. Many celebrities shop there. We just call it the mall.
Shit! I lost my tiffany necklace!
Whatever I'll go get another, who wants to come shopping at the mall with me?

I'm glad we live close to the Mall at Short Hills!
by schleverton69 April 20, 2011
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