McDonalds

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

by A2P July 27, 2005

McDouble

The McDouble replaced the double cheeseburger on the dollar menu early December in 2008. Instead of two pieces of cheese the McDouble only has one.

Mayor McCheese: The McDouble is driving me out of business.

Grimace: Time to hit the bottle mayor -- I'll be in the lounge.

by tuna fisherman December 17, 2008

McDonalds

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

by AYB May 16, 2003

McDonald's

The source of all obesity in the world. The reason the United States has such a problem with being fit. They serve the absolute shittiest excuse for "food" and expect you to pay for it. "Big Mac" is their signature piece of shit on the menu, among other shit that they claim is now "healthier", but really isn't at all. Basically, if you eat there you are bound for a life of obesity and other health problems.

Guy 1: "Hey man its time for lunch; Want to go to McDonald's?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, man that place is shit. If you go there, that's pretty much suicide by junk "food".

Guy 1: "But I'm really hungry!"
Guy 2: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
(1/2 hour later guy 1 gets a call at the office saying that guy 2 died of a heart attack 3 bites into his first BIG MAC.)

by BIGRED1313 November 7, 2011

McDonald's Happy Meal

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal

I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015

McDonalder

A McDonalder is the square headed cretinous swamp donkey that operates the drive thru

I went through the drive thru today and the McDonalder serving me had more spots than a leopards nut sack

by Robbo14981 November 8, 2019

Old McDonalds Boys

Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.

"Why dont you have your car?"
"Old McDonalds Boys impounded it."
"Pigs."

by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 20, 2007