dean koontz

another name for yr poonanny, your vag, yr cunt ...

alternately

to be used in place of calling someone a cunt.

i kicked him in the balls, so he kicked me in my dean koontz
OR
my mom is quite a dean koontz

by zeev March 16, 2008

KOOSHY

the name of a drug made similar to weed

i went to my friends house this guy was smoking some kooshy and he told me to hit it and that shit was tight

by mikey day January 27, 2007

Dirty Konstantina

Dirty Konstantina is a sexual practice where the one partner has to please the other partner orally, he has to finish in her/his mouth, after that she/he keeps the nut in his/her mouth and kisses his/her partner without swallowing, he/she has to spit the cum in his mouth

e.g.: -"Bro I don't know about that girl you are currently dating..."
-"Dude chill, it is not like she would dirty konstantina me."
-"I freaking love that girl, I would even let her dirty konstantina me."

by bbyguuurl June 1, 2020

kloster

Norwegian word for church or convent

I went to the kloster today.

by MPMama January 17, 2008

Konstantinos

A fucking badass who can do any thing an beat Goku in 200 battles by sending a black whole in his stomach then destroying his existence and then proceeds to go in the black hole and comes back 9990 years later. also he’s got p-sun as his allie

omg p-sun is there where is Konstantinos

by hiqqwwee December 8, 2020

Konstantinos

Everyone has mixed for Konstantino. Sometimes you will have nice conversation with him and then he starts moaning thinking its funny.

-You and your friends talking-
Konstantinos:Aaahhhh harder

Everyone: Wtf-

by BarbJpap September 28, 2021

Konstantinos

THE sex machine.

Girl 1: "wow, is that Konstantinos? he's SUPER hot!"
Girl 2: "omg yes it is!! you should go say hi to him, he might fuck you or something cos he's a sex machine"
Girl 1: "yeah im gonna go talk to him and hope he pulls out that phat schlong"

by TACO TIDDIES December 26, 2021