Kleptodouchery

Kleptodouchery is Far beyond normal douchebag behavior and mixed with penchant for stealing, the KDbag will take small things that are a big deal only to the level of aggravating or inconveniencing.

He's on his Kleptodouchery bullshit again, mfr took my balmex.

by Whiteboy B February 27, 2019

Klast

Klast is an acronym for the phrase “Keep Laughing And Start Today” which comes from the two classic hardcore punk albums, RKL’s Keep Laughing, and Gorilla Biscuits’ Start Today. Although it’s an acronym for a phrase it is most commonly used like “to live with Klast”

“Hey I heard you were having a bad day Tim. Well just remember to live with klast.”

by ABCPope August 26, 2019

Kleptoisass

Kleptoisass

Is when someone like bum fucking

I love kleptoisass

by Smegmasniffer77 September 10, 2019

Kester

a term used for a person who is extremely short, normally below the height of 150cm and loves to game.

John is such a Kester he always says he plays games frequently but can't reach the table.

by Hshxbxbz October 30, 2020

Kleptchoctonaut

One who is addicted to stealing chocolate on an astronomical scale

George is not just a chocoholic, he is a kleptchoctonaut!

by 2thaPorch September 14, 2021

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

Kleetastrophe

KLEETASTROPHE IS THE SEXIEST ENEMY MAN ALIVE

''kleetastrophe is such an fucking idiot''

by Akuuzha November 21, 2021