Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.

Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"

by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006

Pimp Grade

The highest quality; pemium; top-drawer

I think Miss Virginia should have won the pageant. Not only was she gorgeous, smart and talented...she had a Pimp Grade ass! For my money, no other State came close.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2021

grade inflation

The opposite of what happens at Princeton.

Princetonian 1: Dude, I got over 90% on that final but still only got a B.
Princetonian 2: Welcome to Princeton, where we don't have grade inflation like at Harvard and Yale.

by hahvahd May 31, 2010

Off The Grid

The term for a person who is not on a social networking site; i.e. myspace, facebook, friendster, livejournal

"Hey, link me to the myspace of that girl you hooked up wtih."
"I can't. She's off the grid."

by Jacob Sisson August 19, 2006

Homie Glide

When one heterosexual man lubes up another heterosexual mans butt cheeks then continues to hump it in a titty fucking fashion. There is no penetration of the anus therefor is not gay.

"Yo, Arthur, I'm bored and like women, should we homie glide to pass the time"

by anhyzerdfpr March 15, 2010

Ironman Gideon

the act of beating a girl in the head with a rusty metal pipe during anal sex and proceding to cum in her ear, and screaming at the top of your lungs "Bitch, is your head down for a reason?"

She didnt appreciate the ironman gideon i gave her last night.

by STLCARDS2LIFE July 6, 2011

Weapons Grade Autism

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)

"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
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by Chiron December 8, 2017