tile flood

a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.

o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.

by fucksoid February 19, 2005

flomp

The sound made when someone collapses onto a bed, exhausted.

After finishing work, he laid on the bed with a flomp.

by Erik W October 2, 2006

The Flood

1) In biblical terms, The Flood is essentially an apocalyptic event in which Noah, the only man meant to survive a worldwide deluge, takes 2 of each animal on an ark to avoid the complete and utter distruction of God's creation.

2) The "weapon" in Halo that The Covenant was in desperate search of acquiring in order to wipe out mankind (NOTE the similarity between this and definition 1.) The Flood itself, is actually a humanoid, body-snatching race of fungal origin and consists of 4 subtype species. Can easily be n00bed via shotgun.

"I just learned about The Flood in Sunday School."

"I just n00bed 3 flood with one shotgun blast."

by sux0r October 2, 2003

Mint Flood

When you clean your teeth and you get the saliva and toothpaste mixed together. As the result of this it causes a mint flood in your mouth.

Adam:Hey dude
Dan: Whats up,
Adam: not much, just had an awesome Mint Flood in my mouth though
Dan: cool cool

by Dan willans, Adam Boxer October 22, 2006

flood

a large number of people jumping one person.it is used in chi-town

yo son we flooded his ass after all that mouth he was popin

by miss shyster November 10, 2008

flood

In Halo 2, Flood are parasites that infect any living organism, taking over their motor functions. The Flood parasite uses the host to reproduce its spores. Since they do not discriminate between various speciaes, the Flood will fight both the humans and the Covenant.

The Flood are one of the most formidable enemies you'll encounter.

by Dan January 21, 2005

the flood

When attending a Halo party and not participating in a round, silently approach the back of whoever appears to be winning the current round and ejaculate all over the back of that player's head.

Player: "I'm ahead b 5 frags... what the hell was that?!?"
Bystander: "The Flood!"

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005