Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

flabbergasted

slang for jills a fucking idiot.

jill was flabbergasted when she saw this

by hahahahhahahahahaha1 June 30, 2009

flabbered

In which someones butthole is leaking

"Holy man your flabbered on my couch

by Twerkmasster99 November 5, 2014

flabberghasted

a combination of exhuasted and or discombobulated of sorts

I was soooo late for work and totally flabberghasted

by victoriammmmmurfeeee July 27, 2017

[fablem]

a fabulous problem.

"oh my god i'm having such a fablem!"
"what?"
"i don't know which of my gorgeous dresses i'm gonna wear!"

by &jordannn January 16, 2009

Flabberjack

A term applied to an overweight or obese male who suffers from frequently masturbates multiple times each day. Often referred to as chronic masturbation, a flabberjack usually masturbates 20 or more times per week.

"Look at that fat kid Jake. He's clearly a flabberjack."

by GrapeJelly February 13, 2014

flabbergasm

overwhelmingly tingly sensation experienced by a fat person jiggling their bellyfat at a resonant frequency.

The coroner's report said the 400 pound man died of a cardiac arrhythmia while giving himself a flabbergasm in front of his computer's webcam.

by overdogg March 18, 2015