Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 01, 2010

Chrome Fed

Being shanked, Stabbed, shot. Being beaten with a bat or pipe. Pretty much anything involving a beat down with metallic objects.

"You see that guy who got shot on the news?
Yeah he was straight Chrome Fed"

by Juice Xavier aka Evil August 25, 2009

fkn feds

it's a motto; however used as a curse. Was made for anti federal. They be like "fkn feds" when they get frustrated instead of "fuck this" or "this is bullshit" same shit. you just use less letters and cuss at federals at the same time whenever you get mad about something

Fucking feds

USE EXAMPLES:

-fucking feds bro
-fkn feds bro
-fucking feds
-fkn feds
-fkn feds bruh
-feds bruh
-feds
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by NuthinLykDisType0fView May 24, 2022

K Fed

Pop culture's nickname for aspiring performer Kevin Federline, husband of Brittany Spears.

Yo dawg, catch the K Fed on MTV last night?

by Johnnners September 01, 2006

Go Fed

1.Get arrested

2.To snitch

1. Dealing drugs ain't worth it to go fed.

2. He's gonna go fed for a deal.

by florida nigga wat ya know bout dat June 11, 2008

Fed Out

When something is sketchy or dangerous.

Yo, I came home from this party last night and I was blasted but my RA saw me. It was a fed out.

by fuckingplants October 03, 2018

Fencepost Fed

1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.

2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.

3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.

Ted: Are you guys hungry?

Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.

Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 06, 2022