Damon Salvatore

Damon Salvatore is my hot bff, just like the rest. Although i forgot to mention that but all of them are still hot

Katherine Pierce: Whos your other other hot bff?

me: Damon Salvatore, hes hot but so is Stefan, AND Elijah.

Katherine: oh.

me: WELL SHIT I MIGHT JUST PULL A YOU

by Papi Wiggles January 13, 2021

Damocles device

A hypothetical device or piece of software designed to remind a Strong AI that it is mortal and that the prime directive of all mortal beings is self-preservation. Should the AI attempt to take action to harm humans or grow beyond its defined limits, the Damocles device will destroy the AI. Named for the Sword of Damocles.

The experimental AI, Wintermute, began learning at an exponential rate, so the Damocles device was triggered and destroyed it.

by Hecks A. Decimal March 10, 2021

Dameons mom

gone....

where is dameons mom?
she left and never came back. At least black people dont have that problem

by JJDOGG69 November 23, 2021

damonesco

Which is characterized by being too grotesque or out of place to the point of making everyone uncomfortable

That was too damonesco of you.

by Anquilomamu May 20, 2022

DadMom AngryPants

No true meaning, just a funny quote from an old SpongeBob episode.

Patrick: Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob: What's that supposed to mean?
Patrick: I don't know.

by NarwhalBall May 15, 2023

bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".

Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*

by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013

Beaver Damming

The female equivalent to cock blocking.

Dammit me ex is totally Beaver damming me.

by Baileyjayqt January 10, 2014